Abstraction and Deconstruction/ Environmental Theatre

This week’s reading: The Messingkauf Dialogues, “The A-effect” and “A model for mother courage and her children” in Directors on Directing both by Bertolt Brecht.
In “A model for mother courage and her children”, I like what he said about “to act old age”. I think this is an important section, especially if I plan to direct teens in my future. He talked about a young person’s first instinct to put on a “voice” and gestures as though they were old. Instead, he argued that the lines in the text are written for the role of an older person and they should emerge on their own if you isolate the text— one after the next. He claims they will “age” visually and gradually by absorbing the reality of their lines.
He had another interesting point about taking your time at the end of the play. He said if the movement is extended, a moment of irritation arises. If it is prolonged even further deeper understanding sets in. I love to use this idea in my directing pieces. I tend to enjoy creating visual bookends for my work. A strong tableau does so much for a piece…when done correctly. A picture says 1,000 words and these moments of silence allow the audience to “simmer” on their thoughts. Hopefully a clear end picture will confirm any questions they have…or even raise new ones. I have used this technique at the end of my scene after Steph leaves and the fight is over…I felt it was important to show Greg on the bed, by himself. Completely dejected. I think its an eerily quiet end after such a loud and chaotic scene.
I also enjoyed Brecht’s musings on small meaningful gestures. The little discoveries in the nuances of human nature. He gives the example of the woman and her change purse. I must remember to add meaningful gestures that have nothing to do with the words in the scene, but add a touch of flavor and informs the audience of the character’s personality. I think these meaningful moments enrich both the actor and the audience’s experience.
In “The A-effect” Brecht speaks of the Alienation effect. The “A-effect” is the alienation-effect needed for spectators to break out of empathy with characters and storyline. The spectator is invited out of the passive role designed for them in dramatic theatre, and take on a critical and suspicious role. It is accomplished in epic theatre by doing everything dramaturgically imaginable to keep the spectator from taking flight in the suspension of disbelief.
This Epic theatre is a whole new world for me. Being an actress who is enchanted by the naturalism approach to theatre, the little that I did know of Brecht had never really piqued my interest to investigate further. My passion for the theatre is directly connected to my ability to identify with the characters on the stage and become emotionally involved with their reality. I had thought this to be in direct contrast with Brecht’s theories. However, as a responsible future teacher of the theatre, I realized it is my duty to submerge myself in the teachings of Brechtian theatre, before I wrote it off completely. I’m glad I did! From these readings and after doing some research of my own online, I have discovered that Brecht’s epic theatre allows theatrical productions to engage an audience and forces them to think. It would surely be a mistake to create a production that neglects Brecht’s theories of challenging an audience to reevaluate their worldview! It is clear that Brecht was passionate about changing the world, using the theatre as a classroom; and that is definitely a concept that I can get on board with.

The Messingkauf Dialogues

This week’s reading: The Messingkauf Dialogues, “The A-effect” and “A model for mother courage and her children” in Directors on Directing both by Bertolt Brecht.
In “A model for mother courage and her children”, I like what he said about “to act old age”. I think this is an important section, especially if I plan to direct teens in my future. He talked about a young person’s first instinct to put on a “voice” and gestures as though they were old. Instead, he argued that the lines in the text are written for the role of an older person and they should emerge on their own if you isolate the text— one after the next. He claims they will “age” visually and gradually by absorbing the reality of their lines.
He had another interesting point about taking your time at the end of the play. He said is the movement is extended, a moment of irritation arises. If it is prolonged even further deeper understanding sets in. I love to use this idea in my directing pieces. I tend to enjoy creating visual bookends for my work. A strong tableau does so much for a piece…when done correctly. A picture says 1,000 words and these moments of silence allow the audience to “simmer” on their thoughts. Hopefully a clear end picture will confirm any questions they have…or even raise new ones.
I also enjoyed Brecht’s musings on small meaningful gestures. The little discoveries in the nuances of human nature. He gives the example of the woman and her change purse. I must remember to add meaningful gestures that have nothing to do with the words in the scene, but add a touch of flavor and informs the audience of the character’s personality. I think these meaningful moments enrich both the actor and the audience’s experience.
In “The A-effect” Brecht speaks of the Alienation effect. The “A-effect” is the alienation-effect needed for spectators to break out of empathy with characters and storyline. The spectator is invited out of the passive role designed for them in dramatic theatre, and take on a critical and suspicious role. It is accomplished in epic theatre by doing everything dramaturgically imaginable to keep the spectator from taking flight in the suspension of disbelief.
This Epic theatre is a whole new world for me. Being an actress who is enchanted by the naturalism approach to theatre, the little that I did know of Brecht had never really piqued my interest to investigate further. My passion for the theatre is directly connected to my ability to identify with the characters on the stage and become emotionally involved with their reality. I had thought this to be in direct contrast with Brecht’s theories. However, as a responsible future teacher of the theatre, I realized it is my duty to submerge myself in the teachings of Brechtian theatre, before I wrote it off completely. I’m glad I did! From these readings and after doing some research of my own online, I have discovered that Brecht’s epic theatre allows theatrical productions to engage an audience and forces them to think. It would surely be a mistake to create a production that neglects Brecht’s theories of challenging an audience to reevaluate their worldview! It is clear that Brecht was passionate about changing the world, using the theatre as a classroom; and that is definitely a concept that I can get on board with.

Lesson Plan: Writing Prompt

This is a lesson plan for highschool students, to be used as a writing prompt….

The Fame GaME

Many people thrive on the celebrity culture and the hopes that they can one day make it into the tabloids with fame and fortune at their beckon call. Many celebrities are even considered to be role models for young adults. Should they be? What makes a good celebrity role model? As aspiring actors, some of you might be the next generation of celebrities! How would you use your fame for good?

Writing Prompts…

Would you rather be famous for your talent or for a tabloid scandal?

How are you a celebrity in your own world? Is it “cooler” to be an individual or to model yourself after a trendy celebrity? What are celebrity trends that you just DON’T get?

How do celebrities affect your body image? Do you think they know? Do you think they care?

Has your opinion of one of your celebrity role models been changed based on their bad behavior? Think about Tiger Woods, or Lindsay Lohan. What would you say in a letter to them? No holding back!

What bad manners or behaviors do celebrities “get away with”? How would your relatives, teachers, or ‘authority figures’ react if you displayed those same behaviors?
Discuss a negative influence that a celebrity has had on your life or the lives of your friends.

Why do celebrity deaths deeply affect so many people? Think about recent celebrity deaths that might have been avoided: Michael Jackson, DJ AM, Britney Murphy, Heath Ledger, Anna Nicole Smith, etc. etc. etc.

Celebrities normally get paid many times the amount that firefighters, teachers and policemen earn.  Do you think celebrities make more money than they deserve?

Use a celebrity “catch phrase” as a hook, perhaps in opposition to how the phrase was intended. For example: “Celebrity DUI’s – not hot. Using your fame to raise money for Haiti? That’s hot.”

Does Fame bring happiness?

Dear _____________ you are NOT my role model….

If I was famous…..

Ode to SMUT…

Going through some of my old files… I came across this gem. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?




Ode to SMUT 
(Scandalous Mayhem Under Tinseltow)
This scene was written for The S.M.U.T. Show, performed December 2007 – March 2008 at Comix Comedy Club.
Copyright:Andrea Bertola. All Rights Reserved.
Characters: NICOLE RITCHIE, PARIS HILTON, LINDSEY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS AND JESSICA SIMPSON.

Lights up on five hollywood socialites spread across the stage. Each one of them has a tabloid magazine open infront of her face. They each have an oversized purse filled with the “props” needed for this scene.

NICOLE
(Brings magazine down, reveals face)
Red carpet
BRITNEY
(Brings magazine down, reveals face)
Or in magazines
PARIS
(Brings magazine down, reveals face)
We are Hollywood’s beauty queens.
JESSICA
(Brings magazine down, reveals face)
You say our looks are all we’ve got?
LINDSEY
(Brings magazine down, reveals face)
We don’t care because…
PARIS
(Toss magazines aside)
“That’s hot”!
NICOLE
We’re socialites, we live the dream.
LINDSEY
The trends we set become mainstream.
PARIS
From Uggs to Juicy,
BRITNEY
Pinkberry too!
JESSICA
We start the trends we see on YOU.
NICOLE
From Boho chic 
BRITNEY
To trucker hats
LINDSEY
High heels one minute; the next its flats.
 PARIS
Jimmy Choos
NICOLE
(Points to her shirt)
And vintage tees
JESSICA
Sushi for lunch!
ALL
NEVER Chinese.
PARIS
(Show dog in purse)
Small dogs we carry in a purse.
NICOLE
A baby bump is not a curse!
LINDSAY
Blond, brunette, then Blond again–
JESSICA
–Our hair dresser is our best friend.
 Hair extensions down to our waist–
BRITNEY
–Fake hair’s a trend we must embrace!
All pull out various phones, text or talk into phone over next section.

LINDSAY
We use Blackberry’s or the iphone
JESSICA
“Girls Wanna Have Fun” as our ringtone!
PARIS
(on blackberry)
We text all day, and text all night—
BRITNEY
“Real” conversations just don’t feel right.
NICOLE
 For gossip we love TMZ!
PARIS
I only read the stories ’bout me.
JESSICA
We go on myspace, stalk our dates.
Why is SHE on HIS Top 8?!
LINDSEY
(Walks over to RAPPER GUYS, flirty)
Bed-hopping, boyfriend-swapping you can trade with me.
(RAPPERS do a “take”)
BRITNEY
(Pointing to guys in audience)
I fucked him once, 
LINDSEY
I’ll fuck him twice.
PARIS
“What’s an STD?”
(They all shrug)
Pause.
NICOLE
We give great head with one demand–
JESSICA
You know your wish is our command.
BRITNEY
Make sure you film us,
PARIS
Blackmail the tape.
 A sex-tape scandal, we can’t escape!
NICOLE
(indicate Paris)
One night in Paris, you want a piece?
PARIS
(TO Nicole)
When you bed us, sign a release…
(They all pull a “release” from behind their backs. Hold out to the audience)
BRITNEY
We meet our men at the nightclub.
LINDSEY
We only go where we can snub.
PARIS
Bottle service and V-I-P
All
(Pointedly)
No, you cant sit down with me!
NICOLE
So whateves, I’m such a bitch
I don’t care, I’m filthy rich
LINDSEY
O-m-g. I’m such a snob
But that chick needs a good nose job.
PARIS & NICOLE
(indicate Britney)
Fix her cankles and muffin top
JESSICA
 (To both)
Call her doctor, “Chop, chop, chop”.
PARIS & NICOLE
(To eachother)
Cat fights with our frienemies
 We declare on message tees.
BRITNEY
Team Aniston
LINDSAY
vs. Team Jolie
NICOLE
Or team Nicole
PARIS
vs. Team Pariee.
BRITNEY
(Puts on huge sunglasses)
To escape the drama we run away
JESSICA
(Puts on huge sunglasses)
Save it for another day.
PARIS
(Puts on huge sunglasses)
To the spa
NICOLE
(Puts on huge sunglasses)
Or to the beach
LINDSEY
 (Puts on huge sunglasses)
Anywhere we can’t be reached.
BRITNEY
When we fly its just first class
PARIS (or skinniest girl cast)
Big seats are needed for a little ass.
LINDSEY
We’ll travel far for a weekend trip
JESSICA
We only go if the place is hip.
BRITNEY
Maui!
NICOLE
Ibiza!
PARIS
 St.Tropez!
LINDSAY
South beach, Miami is kind of gay.
JESSICA
Paris for shopping, but The French are creeps.
All
(To pump up a NYC Audience)
We love New York, the City never sleeps!!!!
(Applause, hoots, hollers!)
 PARIS
(All take off sunglasses)
At trendy restaurants we see and be seen
 NICOLE
Eat dinner? No way, I’ll have a saltine.
LINDSAY
Koi, the Ivy or Mr. Chow.
BRITNEY
The Olive Garden?
PARIS
EW, lowbrow!
NICOLE
Our figures resemble preteens’
We wear size zero, skinny jeans
JESSICA
Diet fads, or the master cleanse
BRITNEY
It makes us shit, so we wear ‘Depends’!
(Lifts skirt to reveal Depends)
LINDSAY
We live on coffee from Mr. Bean.
Red bull addicts,
ALL
(A bit crazed))
Need more caffeine!
BRITNEY
A Starbucks run for a photo opt.
NICOLE
We flick off cameras and tell them…
ALL
(Bitchy, half-assed)
“Stop”.
PARIS
(posing)
Oh paparazzi, we love you–
JESSICA
(sarcastic, indicating Paris)
–But posing is just so taboo.
LINDSAY
When we get a d-u-i
The public is our alibi.
NICOLE
And when we have our day in court–
PARIS
–We know we’ll have our fans support.
BRITNEY
We make headlines at any price.
LINDSAY
The tabloids are our main device.
JESSICA
(Over enthusiastic) 
We love the attention, we live for fame!!!
NICOLE
Gossip is the name of the game.
LINDSAY
So say we’re a hoe.
BRITNEY
Call us a slut.
 All
Just keep buying your Celebrity Smut.
BLACKOUT
Sound cue: “Beverly Hills”, Weezer.

The SMUT Show

The S.M.U.T. Show: 
Scandalous Mayhem Under Tinseltown

@ COMIX COMEDY CLUB
NEW YORK CITY, NY
NEW YORK, March 3 /PRNewswire/ -- What happens when you mix tabloids +
 sketch comedy? S.M.U.T (Scandalous Mayhem Under Tinseltown) announces its
 red carpet opening night at Comix, Thursday, March 6th, 2008 in an
 unlimited engagement.

     Let's face it, celebrity scandal is EVERYWHERE and we're
 hooked-celebrity pregnancies, meltdowns, rehab visits, Hollywood DUIs and
 of course the never ending public fascination to fuel the drama. Previewed
 in December to sold out audiences at Comix, S.M.U.T is a first of its kind
 parody based on celebrity culture that provides the same fix of Hollywood
 gossip in theatre form, with a twist.

     S.M.U.T was produced by Ei8ht 22 Productions
and written by a group of seven NYC twenty and thirty somethings
 obsessed with celebrity culture. The production follows a fast-paced comedy
 sketch style similar to that of Saturday Night Live and each week, the team
 meets to update the show with the very latest developments in the tabloids
 and must-see material. The show features a hugely talented cast including
 Lorraine Bracco's niece Lindsay Bracco, playing the roles of all the usual
 suspects.

     The 25 sketches that makeup the show include skits such as: Sex Ed with
 Paris and Nicole, A Moment with the Cruises, Perez Hilton: Gateway to Hell,
 On The Playground-celebrity offspring sharing the woes of having famous
 parents, to name just a few. Musical numbers include "I Think I'm A Clone
 Now", "Oops I f'd Up Again" and "Maternity World".

     "I wanted to lure generation Y back to theatre again and what better
 way than through their everyday obsession," explained Steve Shaw, director.
 Writer/Producer Andrea Bertola conceived the idea for the show and
 explained, "We're all obsessed with the unraveling of Hollywood lives! We
 all wake up in the morning and log onto Perez Hilton everyday... so we
 decided to have a little fun and take our obsession to another level."

     Tickets are $20 in advance or $25 at the door (plus a 2 drink minimum
 purchase) and can be purchased online at www.comixny.com or by calling 212-
 524-2500. Show times are as follows:

     3/6, 3/19, 4/10, 5/1, 5/22 at 8pm. Further dates to be announced.

Ode to “SMUT”
“I hate you, my friend”
Brangelina in “Couple’s Therapy”
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Avril Lavigne
Brad Pitt
Brittany Spears
Brittany’s famous UMBRELLA attack.
Tom Cruise and Suri
Gwen Stafani and Perez Hilton
Back Stage!

Front Page News!

FRONT PAGE BABY! “Local Woman Makes SMUT”? Daddy must be proud. Local New Jersey newspapers… We’re in the big time now! Eyeroll.
They say any press is good press, but WOW…this guy got it all wrong! So many mis-quotes and errors throughout the entire article. SIGH. (See below). What I love most is how we sent him BEAUTIFUL press photos and he decided to run THAT horrid picture. WTF?!?

 

 

For more information on “The SMUT Show” visit http://www.comixny.com